Thursday, March 19, 2009

Sensory Aggravation

1.1. I'm a racist. Or a chinese chauvinist. Or diversity resistant or what ever the nancy mollycoddling PC brigade call it these days. Well, actually I'm selectively racist. This is because there are ah nehs that I am friends with to a reasonable extent, I have no problem with people of African origins and I like golliwogs as a toy.

1.2 Now those people who claim to love the ah neh have clearly not had the ah neh Experience. This is an experience with the ah neh race that may consist of taste, touch, sight, sound or smell. Feel free to test for yourself. This is the only known race that can offend all the 5 senses. Skunks and wolverines are lovable cuddly creatures in comparison.

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